thought I'd update you all on my life

I didn't have internet for a few days because I have a ton of family over and they all were on their wireless devices at the same time, so I am just now able to get on and post stuff. But it has been worth it. I love my family! (I lucked out with who I got stuck being related to!!)

I got to see HTTYD2 today, and felt some serious melancholy, (as expected after watching a magnificent movie) because dragons don't actually exist. Realizing that my lardy black cat is the closest I will ever get to having a Toothless of my very own, is a sobering thought to say the least. But it was very very good. It could have been another three hours longer and I still wouldn't have had enough. It was very very good.

Also, my dreams have been realized. Ever since 2nd grade, when I first saw Orlando Bloom in a blonde wig and elf ears, firing countless arrows into hordes of orcish badguys, saving the day with beauty and sass, I knew in my heart that I needed to get my hands on a life size Legolas card board cut out. TODAY IS THAT DAY MOTHERFRICKIES!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
I AM LOOKING AT HIM RIGHT NOW, POINTING HIS BOW AT ME, AND I DON'T EVEN CARE, CUPID ALREADY SKEWERED ME, YOU CARDBOARD HUNK! He is so beautiful, with his flowing hair and his way too dark Hobbit edition attire, but he's as life sized and wonderful as I had dreamed